( Let's talk about sex, baby. )

( You know, it's about time I get Gordon laid. Almost there. )

Sorry it's been so long since I've posted more. I really have no excuse other than sheer laziness. And. Here. We. Go. (oh come ON I had to do that)

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( Coffee. Diner food. Workaholism. It's what's best in life )

Umm, I just realized I haven't posted more of this in forever. Oops. To make up, I'm going to post two sections back to back mainly because I'm a freak who thinks they should be in two sections.

( In which there is yet more party, Bruce continues to be a ninja and I made myself hungry reading over this. )

Annnd here's the next part.

( Perfect Timing - part 2 )

Here at last is my inflicting upon you sharing the genius that is my NaNo story with the world. A bit of mandatory author bullshit first ( Read more... )

This, this is the fault of robanybody who is massively feeding into my love of Hawaii Five-0 and since she gave me Chin/Danny (which is awesome and go read it right now shoo), I, in turn, give her this. No redeeming value. Language. Boytouching. You know, the good stuff.

( Tequila makes your clothes fall off )

In a moment of weakness, I promised to write Lucy some John/Matt uniform porn. This would be it.

Die Hard slash. John/Matt. Sexy boy touching.

( Good Boy Gone Bad )

Originally this was written for the Porn Battle but it got way too long to be posted as comment fic.

( Live Free Die Hard - John McClane/Matt Farrell - prompt was virgin. )